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"Lava Troll?!" Shouted Ranger "I mean, fuck that!"

"You want the treasure? We gotta destroy this thing!" The Stranger explained.

The troll was able to morph into various shapes. It was as fast as it was large. Weapons were useless. The KeyStaff wasn't much help either. Then there's Ian.. which.. you know.. Could only offer a song to hype up the party. So as a last ditch effort he sang "Eye of the Lyger" to pump his friends up. While this did not do much for the group, it appeared to have an effect on the surrounding crystals. The whole team threw up immediately as the crystals turned sickening yellow.

"Goddamn it sing something else!" Shouted Jon, dodging a Magma Blast..

Ian tried a different genre with "Kisseth from a Rose". The crystals turned orange and the team felt instantly better.

"Try something sad!" Shouted Ranger as he jumped out of the way from the Lava Troll attack

Ian took a deep breath and sang "Tears in Haven". The crystals immediately turned blue.

Jon chopped a piece of crystal into the air and hit it again at the troll's hand. BOOM! Instant freeze. Ranger and the Stranger took a queue and did the same with a barrage of blue crystal attacks until it was completely frozen.

With a loud "FUCK YOU!" Ranger threw a dagger straight through the Lava Trolls's mouth; shattering it.

Once defeated, a note appears on the wall: "Cool troll right? This was a fun distraction i'm sure. Aaaaaanyways, there's no treasure in here haha. But seeing as you're here, that means you stole my map. So that's what you get, dumbass map stealer."

The Stranger looks defeated. "He lied... He has my sister and said she would be here."

The time for answers had come: Who is the Stranger and why did they risk their lives in this deadly cave?

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from ELECTRIC BOYS Vol 2: The Quest, released February 2, 2021

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